Frustration

So here's how it it )I found out last night(:
You're absolutely head over heels in love with this girl, right?
Yes.
Is she the one that hates your freaken guts?
Yes.

And you can't change that? I mean honestly! You must believe I'm totally callow for saying such a thing. Sure I don't know anything about her, but you must be 400$ naive if you think you cannot get her to fall in love with you.
She does love me.
Oh. So then WHY AREN'T YOU DATING HER?!??!
(Likes seriously, you moron.)