Blush

Okay so firstly I was wondering why the fuck you were looking at porn. I clicked on the link because I was wondering what the hell you were talking about and then I sweatdropped and my face deadpanned like wtf.
WTF.
WTTTTF.
And you're right. The penis does look really fucked up. What is that? Like an inch long? with a 6 inch foreskin hanging off? Nasty.

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Furthermore. Wikipedia is really interesting and helpful when learning about all the meanings of life. And. I stumbled upon something that made me...Fucking purple o so violently I tasted blood in my mouth. HaHa that was a reference to a drink from our local Sonic <3

Turn Your Tears to Roses

All Texas girls appear to be @_@
You've only seen the pretty ones (not including). Here, I sigh to myself. Knowing that I'm fucking ugly.
I've got tons of pictures of you, so I guess you're right.
...:( Here my heart drops. You agree. I'm fucking ugly.
...oh, I totally read that wrong. was wondering what the (not included) meant.
I'm not included amongst the pretty girls* Now I'm wondering what -you- meant.
Pffffft.
Dude. ^^ Me compared to them is like, Little Mermaid to Cinderella. More like, Igor to prince Charming.
I'd fuck the little mermaid.
Yes, and you'd fuck Cinderella, too, right? I picture you fucking me. Great. I believe you're just saying that. You don't really mean it.
No, she's a whore.
You're sweet. You totally would fuck her, too.
The Little Mermaid is hot.
Cinderella is sexy. This is me trying kill the stupid thought that you might still love me.
I don't do whores. Not my type at all.
And your type is? Pure curiosity and the assumption that I'm totally not your type.
A secret.
Exactly. Probably Sleeping Beauty. Exactly. You're totally not into me.
Daterape
Ahahaha! :p You make me smile. Funny boy.
Gotta get that sleeping vagina, apparently. No, I like them alive and wet, thank you very much. And now you make me think about having sex with you again. Sigh.

...nightmare

I had a nightmare within a dream last night. It was a really sickening, revolting terrible thing so I'm not even going to say what was happening in it. My dream self recognized I was having a nightmare (while still staying asleep) and tried to move thoughts to shift the nightmare back into a dream. And when I shifted my eyes, the nightmare was gone and there was just a calm grey room...And then I dreamt.

FML!!!

Ohh! This definitely sucks! SO BAD!
My sister went in to hug me so I punched her to the ground and sprinted up stairs, felt around under the covers till I found the cold smooth object I was looking for-My phone.
1 Missed Call.
From: Him
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GOD DAMMIT NOOOO!!! FUCKING iCARLY. FUCKING VICTORIOUS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DISTRACT ME. SHITTTT. :( :( :(
Why does he have to--Ugh! ...This sucks. FML.

Yawn

Reading Homestuck always makes me pass out. Luckily I'm always in bed when I do so. I woke up with about a thousand blankets on me and I clearly remember going to sleep with only one. I woke up when my dad threw open my door and hopped on my bed and started poking me and annoying the hell out of me while telling a story about this "Little girl named Kelsy". At one point I darted out both hands towards his face and he grabbed my wrists before I could make contact. So I played fool. I'd yank my hands back towards the bed and just as quickly punch them towards his face. Always gaining distance. Then when I slapped him a few times he laughed and said "Now save yourself." Grabbed my wrists and it was then a contest of 15 year old ninja verses 50 year old master. I managed to hold my ground before doing turning both elbows up sharply and freeing my arms. He praised me with "No one can ever hold you down, Kelsy. Because you are truly strong. In many ways." And left....
To go bother my sister. XD